Sunday, 22 March 2015

I’m a Jewish Girl by Naomi Elana Zener


Sung to the tune of Aqua’s "Barbie Girl"

Hi Darby
Hi Ben!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ben!
Jump in.

I'm a Jewish girl, in an anti-Semitic world,
Lots of fanatics, hatred’s drastic!
Kike they declare, we hear it everywhere.
Wipe out conflation, that’s their vocation!
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!

I'm a Jewish girl, in an anti-Semitic world,
Lots of fanatics, hatred’s drastic!
Kike they declare, we hear it everywhere.
Wipe out conflation, that’s their vocation!

I'm a Semitic, smart girl, in a radical world.
Jews unite, we must fight against this folly!
Target on back, taking flack, feeling Holocaust creep.
“No, acts are just random,” says Chief Yankee.
That’s your crutch, Prez Nay Say. Here to stay are holy wars!

(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

I'm a Jewish girl, in an anti-Semitic world,
Lots of fanatics, hatred’s drastic!
Kike they declare, we hear it everywhere.
Wipe out conflation, that’s their vocation!

Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

You can balk, hawk your schlock, do whatever you please.
I won’t wear a star, beg for my life on my knees.
Wake up, be Israel’s friend, help the Jews once again.
Nuke-free Iran, kill ISIS man, let's go party!
Change your tune, El Presidente. Stop the holy wars!
Change your tune, El Presidente. Stop the holy wars!


Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

I'm a Jewish girl, in an anti-Semitic world,
Lots of fanatics, hatred’s drastic!
Kike they declare, we hear it everywhere.
Wipe out conflation, that’s their vocation!

I'm a Jewish girl, in an anti-Semitic world,
Lots of fanatics, hatred’s drastic!
Kike they declare, we hear it everywhere.
Wipe out conflation, that’s their vocation!

Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Oh, wow Darby, you’re a smarty!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]

Oh, I hope Clinton will run!
Well Darby, it’s just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ben!

© 2015. Naomi Elana Zener. All Rights Reserved.


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