“Yes you are. Otherwise, I’m calling my lawyer.”
“Try me. You signed a contract to undergo this procedure to make sure you couldn’t back out of it. Fail to forgo the foreskin, and I’ll sue you for breach of contract!” Mrs. Silverberg shouted.
“Well it doesn’t matter now. Somehow his uncle found out that we’re having a boy and told us that he cleared his schedule to make sure that he’d be available to perform the bris,” Mrs. Jackobowitz advised. Mr. Jackobowitz appeared to be relieved that a family crisis had been averted and that his wallet wouldn’t be $1000 lighter.