My little baby girl how
cute and lovely are you,
But you leave me wondering
about the strange things you do.
At first I was amused when
you tried to feed from everyone's breast,
Now your lack of discretion
is worrisome, please give it a rest!
Your appetite insatiable,
your vaccuum mouth pressed to my cheek,
No milk will it yield but
of your drool my face now reeks.
With an angelic smile on
your middle finger you fervently suck,
And while it's cute as a
baby, please know it's not a symbol of luck.
We thought it adorable when
into your mouth both fists you inserted,
As an adolescent girl a
party trick not to be displayed or blurted!
Your baby crack pacifier
satiates your oral tendency,
Before you grow up you must
lose that dependency.
Like a volcanic symphony
your bowl erruptions are perplexing,
Finding feces everywhere
but your diaper which we find quite vexing.
Lifting your skirt up as
cute as it may be,
Is no longer ladylike after
the age of three.
While your smiles and
giggles are simply heaven sent,
Understanding your peculiar
behaviour leaves me quite spent.
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